This is where I´ll share pic´s I love, things that caught my eye and random cuteness.
I love
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting
(Source: anonymous-deactivated)
tumbling while family are behind you is like playing russian roulette…
five fucking kittens, and one super hardcore gay porn butt fucking gif.
It sucks when someone you have feelings for doesn’t share those feelings; it happens to women all the time, too. We hear “I just want to be friends” and “you’re like one of the guys” and “you’re like a sister to me” just as often. But you’ll never hear a woman complain that guys just don’t appreciate a Nice Girl because we’re taught it’s our own fucking fault when we’re rejected—we aren’t pretty enough or thin enough or sexy enough, we weren’t sexual enough or were too sexual, we put out too much or too little or too soon or not soon enough, we didn’t wear our hair the right way or our skirt the right length, we’re “too tomboyish” or “too butch” or “too feminine”, or we’re “not their type”, or we’re otherwise not good enough in various ways to entice the man to grace us with his affection.
But when we’re not interested in someone, we’re vilified. We’re the bitch that led them on, the bitch who let them buy us dinner but didn’t want to date them, the bitch who doesn’t appreciate a nice guy, the bitch they were nice to and then got nothing in return from.
And, frankly, fuck those people. Showing interest in me, being friendly with me, getting close to me, or eating a meal with me (even if they paid for it) doesn’t obligate me to open my heart or my legs. And anyone who doesn’t appreciate my friendship sure as hell doesn’t deserve my love or my pussy.
(Source: tainted-bliss)
MY LIFE EXACTLY
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Reading fan fiction
Fluff:
Smut:
Angst:
AU Fics:
Fics with your otp:
Fics with a ship you don’t like:
Inaccurate Fics:
Fics that never update:
Fics where your favorite character dies:
Fics that make you laugh:
Fics with a twist ending:
Fics that suddenly character bash/ have trigger content without warning:
Fics that aren’t your ship but are very well written:
Suddenly-
(Source: suddenly-serket)
China: Everything. Must. Be. Perfect.
Great Britain: LET'S HAVE GILDEROY LOCKHART START THIS MOTHER FUCKER THEN SET FIRE TO THE FUCKING RAIN AND THEN WE'LL PARACHUTE THE QUEEN OUT WITH JAMES BOND. HEY! WHY NOT HAVE JK ROWLING READ THE WHOLE WORLD A STORY THEN MAKE A HUGE ASS VOLDEMORT APPEAR??? FUCK HOW ABOUT DURING THE CLOSING CEREMONY LET'S MAKE RUSSELL BRAND DRESS UP AS WILLY WONKA THEN SHOW BORIS DANCING AND WHY NOT MAKE THE FACE OF LENNON USING PAPER OR SOMETHING AND FREDDIE MERCURY CAN SING THE CROWD TO TEARS THEN WHY NOT BRING OUT THE SPICE GIRLS BECAUSE REASONS. HEY WHY DON'T WE ALSO ADD SOME INDIANS THROWING POWDER AT ERIC IDLE?
Brazil: ..... shit
Erectile dysfunction pill commercial: You have E.D. It's okay. Plenty of older guys get it. You're still cool. Here's a pill to help you get it up.
Tampon/pad commercial: OH MY GOD! YOU HAVE A PERIOD! IT'S SO GROSS AND HORRIBLE! HIDE THAT PERIOD! DON'T LET ANYONE KNOW ABOUT YOUR NORMALLY FUNCTIONING BODY! THEY NOW COME IN A CUTE LITTLE BOX SO NO ONE CAN TELL! EWWWW!
